They would throw down a "Tyrone Biggums-inspired" t-shirt.  "Can you turn the lights out, Joe Rogan?"  Fuckin' love Dave Chapelle.

Mooseshirts2 Smalls, 1 Large, 1 3XL Left In Stock - $25.99
Eastwest Worldwide - M-XL - $27.00

 
 

Wow, you know a tee is truly sexyhot if they give you a free condom with purchase. Damn.

The Giant Peach - Free Condom w/Purchase - $32.00
The Fizix - Sorry, no condom - $31.99
Mooseshirts - Sorry no condom - ON SALE $25.99

 
 

Is that a sexed out Eva Longoria-Parker? Does it matter? -> "Mission: Akomplice'd."

The Giant Peach - $56.00
Mooseshirts - $54.99

 
 

HHV - 49.95 euros / $66.17
Mooselimited - Only 1 7.5 Left In Stock! $54.99
The Fizix - $55.99

 
 

This is just NSFW@W(notsafeforwearing@work) by uber design co. Akomplice.

Found restocked @: The Fizix